The rules of brick tag are simple: if you get hit by the brick, you're "it." You can also play brick freeze-tag, but it is not recommended since a game involving blunt-force trauma to the head doesn't really need to be complicated by not being able to tell if your friends are dead or just not "unfrozen" yet.
2. "Brick Roulette"
Have your friends stand in a circle around you. Put on a blindfold. Spin around as fast as you can while holding the brick with your arm fully extended to build up maximum force. Let go.
3. "Jump Over the Brick"
Put the brick on the ground. Jump over it. See how high you can jump.
4. "Truth or Brick"
Tell the truth or get the brick.
5. "Drop the Brick"
Find something tall. Go up on top of it. Drop the brick.
6. "Brick Conquerers"
Fuck the brick up. Hit it with a stick, stab it with a sword, set it on fire - the goal is to inflict maximal harm on the brick.
7. "Duck, Duck, Brick"
OMG I just stumbled upon this blog and I now think that I am addicted. I haven't laughed this hard in days. ahhhhhh :)
ReplyDeleteHoly crap. You are really clever. I usually don't "LOL" when I read a blog, but, damn girl. You are funny. I wish I knew you. Hugs and pie.
ReplyDeleteI love the purple-shirted kid's expression on the last one, duck-duck-brick.he just seems so happy, without a care in the world, like he honestly doesn't know whats about to happen, even though everyone else is freakin scared....such a wonderfully oblivious person....and then BAM!!!outta nowhere. headshot.
ReplyDeleteThat's just fucking hilarious. Thanks for a laugh to start the day.
ReplyDeleteLOL a lot of them sound really PAINFUL :D thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteMy favourite is "Jump Over The Brick". And I've dropped the brick many times.
ReplyDeleteROFL! All of them seem very fun. Im very tempted to teach my little brother these games, though, I see them ending very badly
ReplyDeleteFuck the brick up. haha I love it. I'm a personal fan of the brick-walk (it's like a cake-walk but you win a brick), musical bricks (whoever doesn't get a brick gets beat by the people who did), and volleybrick (good luck, fuckers).
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to play truth or brick!
ReplyDeleteHey, I saw you on Say Anything and ambled over here. Freaking brilliant. You remind me of The Bloggess. My fave would have to be Brick Conquerers. Fuck the Brick Up. Dear Lawd, you are funny.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if anyones ever bludgeoned themselves to death D:
ReplyDeleteAllie. I love you. MARRY ME. I'm probably not the first to say this, and I'm sure I won't be the last.
ReplyDeleteTrick or Brick.And the classic children's pastime, Shit a Brick.
ReplyDeleteI used to crush brick bits into a fine power and call it make-up.
ReplyDeleteI attend a kung fu class where we throw a volleyball around and full speed and you have to catch it, or do pushups... When the game gets going, we have as many as 4 volleyballs in the air... and they can all come at you at the same time... we call it Focus Ball... imagine FOCUS BRICK... it would make kung fu training a lot more interesting than it already is :D
ReplyDeleteMy husband is British and so I had to explain duck duck brick to him. After I explained it, that one was his favorite.
ReplyDeleteYou had me at Brick Roulette....... OMG, best game ever..... xDDDD.
ReplyDeleteOh Jesus!!!!!!!!! Laughing at my desk. You're TOO much! :)
ReplyDeleteI love Brick shirt! You must sell those! :)
ReplyDeleteTruth or Brick! haha. I'll choose truth!
ReplyDeleteI think I've read this post two or three times now, every time I cannot stop laughing. Brick tag is my favorite by far, the expressions on the people running away are just so good
ReplyDeleteThe problem with truth or brick is that oftentimes it ends up being truth and brick, giving weight (and shape) to the adage that the truth hurts. Like a brick.
ReplyDeleteBrick Games are officially next on my todo list. In fact, I shall be acquiring a BrickD6 later.Roleplaying games will never be the same.
ReplyDeleteI hear you can play similar games with a Log. Have you heard about Log? It's big, heavy, and wood.
ReplyDeleteWHO IS UP FOR DODGE BRICK!!!
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