Are you a big dictionary.com fan? I only ask because I'm addicted to it and everyone thinks I'm weird. Do you ever look up rude words and then click on the little picture of the speaker so that it seems like your computer's swearing?Or is that just me?
Maureen - I looked it up! FU:1. Fouled up2. Fucked upWas that what you were hoping? Because I was hoping it would be something like "a text abbreviation for 'fuck you'" or "the first two letters of the word fuck!"Mel - I'm going to go do that so much right now.
Such an irony because one of the ads at Dictionary.com is for www.Blockbuster.com.. I think they are related you know, Dictionary.com and Blockbuster.com... Hrmmm.. I opted for free movie viewing. Why? There are no stupid ads poping now and then. I am one of those who are broke and breaks law for free movies, pity me... (-_____-''')
LoveFilm - our version of Netflix - regularly sends me plastic gift cards (Free Two Week Trial!) in the post. The accompanying slew of printed crap suggests I give them away as gifts. How cheap would you have to be to do that? (Ka-ching! That's my Christmas shopping sorted right there!) Um, they have my name printed on them, so 1) bit of a weird 'gift' and 2) I feel compelled to destroy them before I throw them out due to some possibly paranoid and imagined identity-theft risk. Drives me bonkers.
Netflix loves me cause I always forget to send back my movies, and so do things like pay six months of Netflix fees so I can babysit their copy of "The man with one red shoe".Then when they stop laughing, they finally send me the next movie in my queue which always sucks because I decided for some reason the last time I was sifting through movies that it had been way too long since I saw Innerspace.
I get this same way about Cialis ads.MY PENIS IS ALREADY BROKEN!! STOP RUBBING IT IN!!I wish I could rub it in without Cialis.Maybe I should stop complaining.
In my world, a "fu" is half a fuck, usually because your erstwhile partner falls asleep during the act. Usually it's a one night stand. There is always drinking involved. It was coined when a friend of mine went home with a guy, he fell asleep after "the act" had begun and she LEFT MY FAVORITE BRA AT HIS HOUSE because she was too embarrassed to look for it before she made her escape.
This makes me just about as enraged as LA Fitness who keeps sending me co-dependent emails entitled "Was it something we said?" because I cancelled my membership two years ago.
Are you a big dictionary.com fan? I only ask because I'm addicted to it and everyone thinks I'm weird. Do you ever look up rude words and then click on the little picture of the speaker so that it seems like your computer's swearing?Or is that just me?
ReplyDeleteMaureen - I looked it up! FU:1. Fouled up2. Fucked upWas that what you were hoping? Because I was hoping it would be something like "a text abbreviation for 'fuck you'" or "the first two letters of the word fuck!"Mel - I'm going to go do that so much right now.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's why I don't own a tv.
ReplyDeleteSuch an irony because one of the ads at Dictionary.com is for www.Blockbuster.com.. I think they are related you know, Dictionary.com and Blockbuster.com... Hrmmm.. I opted for free movie viewing. Why? There are no stupid ads poping now and then. I am one of those who are broke and breaks law for free movies, pity me... (-_____-''')
ReplyDeleteIs that bees under your left arm???
ReplyDeleteLoveFilm - our version of Netflix - regularly sends me plastic gift cards (Free Two Week Trial!) in the post. The accompanying slew of printed crap suggests I give them away as gifts. How cheap would you have to be to do that? (Ka-ching! That's my Christmas shopping sorted right there!) Um, they have my name printed on them, so 1) bit of a weird 'gift' and 2) I feel compelled to destroy them before I throw them out due to some possibly paranoid and imagined identity-theft risk. Drives me bonkers.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh I hate those pop-ups. What are worse are the ones that tell you to shoot a bunny in order to win an iPod...
ReplyDeleteEvery time a NetFlix ad pops up, and angel kills a puppy. Or I stab someone in the face.
ReplyDeleteNetflix loves me cause I always forget to send back my movies, and so do things like pay six months of Netflix fees so I can babysit their copy of "The man with one red shoe".Then when they stop laughing, they finally send me the next movie in my queue which always sucks because I decided for some reason the last time I was sifting through movies that it had been way too long since I saw Innerspace.
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ReplyDeleteI get this same way about Cialis ads.MY PENIS IS ALREADY BROKEN!! STOP RUBBING IT IN!!I wish I could rub it in without Cialis.Maybe I should stop complaining.
ReplyDeleteDamn they're so pushy!!!:D
ReplyDeleteI hate pop-ups!!!! I feel your pain.I voted for you for featured blogger. ;D
ReplyDeleteDo you get Netflix fliers in the mail all the time too? I'm like, "You guys? I'm already your biggest fan! Leave me alone!!"
ReplyDeleteeh, close enough. i was hoping it would be f-you as well.
ReplyDeletethis has totally made me realize why no one is ever scared of me when i fly into a rage. i need MORE TEETH.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure they want your soul, Allie. :( But don't give it to 'em. They've already got plenty.
ReplyDeleteThat popup is actually kind of cute. He's only a slave to his job, you know? It's not his fault!
ReplyDeleteYes, Netflix stalks me on the interwebs AND in the mail. A big "FU" to them, too!
ReplyDeleteIn my world, a "fu" is half a fuck, usually because your erstwhile partner falls asleep during the act. Usually it's a one night stand. There is always drinking involved. It was coined when a friend of mine went home with a guy, he fell asleep after "the act" had begun and she LEFT MY FAVORITE BRA AT HIS HOUSE because she was too embarrassed to look for it before she made her escape.
ReplyDeleteNetFlix doesn't have VHS. Netflix doesn't get the Jetson's money.
ReplyDeleteThis makes me just about as enraged as LA Fitness who keeps sending me co-dependent emails entitled "Was it something we said?" because I cancelled my membership two years ago.
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ReplyDeleteomg, did you say you are trying to win the internet? enough said... you have a new fan.
ReplyDeleteThe problem is... you're using a mac, and safari no less! ZING!
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