Am I the only one who scrolled all the way to the bottom and noticed the Copyright Monster?And the "Hello" saying mandolphin pic. This stuff is amazing!I should get back to work.
Okay, so..I have been away for awhile and this comment is for like the last 3 posts of yours. I am putting them all here because I am lazy.First...I so need some xtreme muscle stuff. Send ASAP. I will pay "1 MILLION DOLLARS"<--(Austen Powers' Dr.Evil voice required)Second...Fuck people. You write your shit because you enjoy it and because you enjoy entertaining people. Which it does. Look, co-incidences happen, but that doesn't mean you are copying, stealing, borrowing, or whatever. People need to learn that thoroughout history, there have been times when people have had the same thought at the same time as someone else. It doesn't mean they are copying, or even inspired by someone else. Who's to say they aren't copying you? Just like that dumb bitch who stole your pictures.Anyway, google the invention of...I think it was the invention of the jet engine...If I remember right, two guys in two completely different countries applied for the patent at the same time without ever being aware of each other.And finally, whatever comes after Secondly....That brick shit is funny. Funnier than balls on a snowman.Look, the best compliment I can pay you is this....Not only are you one of my favorite bloggers, but one of the only ones I NEVER skim any posts of.P.S. You totally stole that flipping the bird toon from my stickman.....just sayin....HA
I, like, just saw someone talking about this on InsertRandomBlogNameHere dot com. Gosh can't you come up with your own material?I'm totally kidding. This is farking hilarious and I may or may not want to try some today.
More commercials! I love these! You are a national treasure, my dear. Can I please, please, please have one of these on a t-shirt? PLEASE? I want one with the mandolphin, I think.
I think I know this guy...he actually works for a company that makes this crap. And I know I saw him shoot capri sun out of his nipples at least twice. You forgot his tattoos though.
This is hilarious. Definitely one of your finest masterpieces ;-)A friend on mine facebooked me your blog while we were bored in class, and I almost wish he didn't, because I started snorting uncontrollably and basically very obvious in my non-paying-attentionness. But now I'm totally glad he did, because you are possibly the most hilarious and entertaining female I have ever encountered. I 100% support you in your endeavour to be net-famous...if other bloggers (much less talented and interesting than you are) can do it, you certainly deserve it.
I just called that number, and I'm pretty sure it's Seaworld in Orlando. I could hear manatees in the background, because they are very loud at the best of times.
I'm so switched over from power thirst. id rather be a dolphin than hooked on crystal meth
ReplyDelete... Yeh. you stole this of Questionable Content :)
ReplyDeleteWHOA YOU READ COMMENTSThat makes me happythis was funny by the wayI'm Ryan, hi
ReplyDelete"lactate Capri Sun"What is wrong with you?
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who scrolled all the way to the bottom and noticed the Copyright Monster?And the "Hello" saying mandolphin pic. This stuff is amazing!I should get back to work.
ReplyDeleteUmmm that's not a dolphin but Slammu from Street Sharks.
ReplyDeleteOkay, so..I have been away for awhile and this comment is for like the last 3 posts of yours. I am putting them all here because I am lazy.First...I so need some xtreme muscle stuff. Send ASAP. I will pay "1 MILLION DOLLARS"<--(Austen Powers' Dr.Evil voice required)Second...Fuck people. You write your shit because you enjoy it and because you enjoy entertaining people. Which it does. Look, co-incidences happen, but that doesn't mean you are copying, stealing, borrowing, or whatever. People need to learn that thoroughout history, there have been times when people have had the same thought at the same time as someone else. It doesn't mean they are copying, or even inspired by someone else. Who's to say they aren't copying you? Just like that dumb bitch who stole your pictures.Anyway, google the invention of...I think it was the invention of the jet engine...If I remember right, two guys in two completely different countries applied for the patent at the same time without ever being aware of each other.And finally, whatever comes after Secondly....That brick shit is funny. Funnier than balls on a snowman.Look, the best compliment I can pay you is this....Not only are you one of my favorite bloggers, but one of the only ones I NEVER skim any posts of.P.S. You totally stole that flipping the bird toon from my stickman.....just sayin....HA
ReplyDeleteGenius. You should know that your imagination makes me laugh so much.
ReplyDeleteAll it does is make your penis smaller and you poop ranch-flavored Corn Nuts for some reason.Don't ask me how I know that.
ReplyDeleteI heard dolphins are real horny.
ReplyDeleteMy Swordfish of Sucker Punch can easily defeat your bulging Man Dolphin.
ReplyDeleteI especially like his speedo.
ReplyDeleteI, like, just saw someone talking about this on InsertRandomBlogNameHere dot com. Gosh can't you come up with your own material?I'm totally kidding. This is farking hilarious and I may or may not want to try some today.
ReplyDeletePeople like you make the internet. :)
ReplyDeleteMan, I wants me some muscular eyes!
ReplyDeleteMore commercials! I love these! You are a national treasure, my dear. Can I please, please, please have one of these on a t-shirt? PLEASE? I want one with the mandolphin, I think.
ReplyDeleteI love it. You must be a goddess. How do you get 54 comments? You are brilliant.
ReplyDeleteI think I know this guy...he actually works for a company that makes this crap. And I know I saw him shoot capri sun out of his nipples at least twice. You forgot his tattoos though.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious. Definitely one of your finest masterpieces ;-)A friend on mine facebooked me your blog while we were bored in class, and I almost wish he didn't, because I started snorting uncontrollably and basically very obvious in my non-paying-attentionness. But now I'm totally glad he did, because you are possibly the most hilarious and entertaining female I have ever encountered. I 100% support you in your endeavour to be net-famous...if other bloggers (much less talented and interesting than you are) can do it, you certainly deserve it.
ReplyDeleteLactating Capri-Sun? That's like a superpower!
ReplyDeleteI've never so much wanted to be a muscle shark.
ReplyDeleteI think I have taken this product before. It gave me testicle biceps. My wife thanks you Xtreme Muscle Product.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what would happen if I called...?Love this post!-Miss Mayhem
ReplyDeleteI just called that number, and I'm pretty sure it's Seaworld in Orlando. I could hear manatees in the background, because they are very loud at the best of times.
ReplyDeleteScrew whashboard abs; I want Iron-Maiden-spike-of-ow abs! And then I will so beat *insert bland babyface 'rassler* for the title!
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